i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
it could be raining men and id still be single